Crochet Cunts and Cocks: A Bag O’ Dicks From Custom Off The Hook

Welcome to Crochet Cunts and Cocks! There were just so many wonderful artists sharing crocheted genitalia on Etsy I thought it would be fun to show off a bunch of them in a series.

-who knew a soft dick could be so appealing? —


How about a bag of dicks? Well, that might just be a perect gift if they’re from Custom Hot Off The Hook on Etsy!

Ever heard the phrase “Eat a bag of dicks”?

Well this is a great way to express your thoughts!

Can be a great for bachelorette parties, passion parties, centerpiece for your coffee table, conversation piece, gag gift, knick knack, and so much more!

Can be made in any “ethnic” color and size. Can be all the same or a variety as shown. Can make as many as you would like also. Standard comes with 2 in bag and one free standing with balls.

They are filled with cotton and can be bent and will stay in that way til you move it.

(If you would like a custom made order please send me a message so we can set it up to your precise wants on color(s), amount, and sizes)

All items are created in my SMOKE FREE HOME. I do have a 2 pound chihuahua but she is not allowed in my work area or near my yarn.