Crochet Cunts and Cocks: Carzie Couture

Welcome to Crochet Cunts and Cocks! There were just so many wonderful artists sharing crocheted genitalia on Etsy I thought it would be fun to show off a bunch of them in a series.

-who knew a soft dick could be so appealing? —


Carzie Couture specializes in “Batchelorette Penis Amigurimi”. These are adorable cocks with faces on them, knit for your amusement. Actually, the store description is

Crafty Shafty Crocheted Penises 🙂

which is absolutely fucking adorable.

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Each of the penises has a face. Some happy, some sad (note the blue balls on the sad one). The spraying semen is a nice touch, my fav being the rainbow colored one. I think that is one super power that no one would pass up.

 

Here’s a little background on how this shop came to be, from the Etsy page:

It all started when my friends started getting married. In search of the perfect penis gift, I found I could make something better and shaftier, i mean craftier(hehe) , without the help of party city! These little guys are soft, huggable, squeezable and always at attention!

 

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