Crocheted Cunts and Cocks: Clementine Crafts’ Wonderful Custom Penis

Welcome to Crochet Cunts and Cocks! There were just so many wonderful artists sharing crocheted genitalia on Etsy I thought it would be fun to show off a bunch of them in a series.

-who knew a soft dick could be so appealing? —


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Clementine Crafts only has one item on Etsy, and that is a custom crochet cock. There’s definitely something to be said for specialization!

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From the Etsy descrtiption

This is a hand crocheted penis! Made to order based on your preferred color and length with worsted weight yarn. For colors not listed (ombre yarn, rainbow etc) please specify in the order comment box (subject to what I can find in my local yarn store. I will contact you for substitutions).

Please also specify your desired length (length is shaft-specific. Testicles are 3in tall and standard regardless of shaft height).

$25 for standard fiberfill
$30 for penises 10+ inches
$35 for fiberfill and catnip
$35 for weighted testicles (so it’ll stand up on it’s own, unlike your last boyfriend).

This is a handmade to-order item! It may take up to two weeks to craft before shipping.


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