In the etsy store of Moonchild Fiber Arts, you’ll find some wonderful doilies. My favorite being this one that says “fuck off”. Can’t beat the simplicity there.
Of course there’s more than just vulgar doilies there. You’ll find some cute little plushies and stuff, but this is NSFWDIY! You don’t come here for cute.
There isn’t much info in the Etsy shop, but I think the works speak for themselves.